I hope nobody else already beat me to this joke
Frankly I’m more disappointed about the lack of Waluigi’s Taco Stand Prime Returns: Days of Ruin
Well at least we know Wii Fit Trainer will be a balanced character.
It’s part of Iwata’s grand plan you see
You play Animal Crossing so long and before you know it Pokemon is out and you wonder where those 4 months went
the nintendo conference is scheduled to begin. the lights dim and the people cheer. reggie fils-aime walks onstage, carrying a folding chair. he sits down in it and pulls a nintendo 3ds out of his pocket. without a word, he fires up animal crossing: new leaf. he plays animal crossing in silence for 3 hours and then leaves the stage. nintendo’s stocks rise 400% within the hour