Your name is PHIL COLLINS
You seem to have an INVISIBLE TOUCH. There’s this GIRL THAT’S BEEN ON YOUR MIND but you know YOU CAN’T HURRY LOVE.
You’ve been in a weird game for some time now and along the way you’ve met STRANGERS LIKE YOURSELF. Something big is about to go down. You know this because you can FEEL IT IN THE AIR.
You are currently exploring the LAND OF CONFUSION AND JUNGLES
You’ll always be in my heart Phil
Columns 3 is a puzzle game for the Genesis. This is the US boxart
What is that guy even doing there? Why is he sitting on a bunch of Columns? What is he so perplexed about? Does he not understand how to play the game? That doesn’t really seem to bother him.
Maybe he went out drinking with a bunch of puzzle games one night and woke up in a pile of Columns. Maybe this happens a lot. “Whoopsie Doopsie! I guess I did it again!”
Wait excitable guy with a yellow shirt?
….Nah couldnt be