One of these days at work, one of my co-workers is going to go “Derek, people need stickers out here” and then I’ll walk out wearing a pair of sunglasses and a piece of paper with “ST” written on it taped to my shirt and sing in a really high voice “Here comes the stickamaaaaan”
And then the person on the other side of the counter will go “Derek, I don’t get Homestar Runner jokes”
And then I will take away their ability to drive.
Happy Decemberween Everybody!
Ohhhh I’ve hit rack battom
L37H5 G37 R43DY T0 L00K 7HH000 G00D!!>!
I gave those Funky Fruits another friend
A not-so-fruit friend
But a friend nonetheless
Maybe Hussie is making the game with help from
Oh look who thinks they’re Clever Dan.
Well let me tell you something Ananamoose.
I don’t even types with boxing gloves on.
I type with oven mitts.
I miss homestar runner now.
He’ll be back again some day