One of these days at work, one of my co-workers is going to go “Derek, people need stickers out here” and then I’ll walk out wearing a pair of sunglasses and a piece of paper with “ST” written on it taped to my shirt and sing in a really high voice “Here comes the stickamaaaaan”

And then the person on the other side of the counter will go “Derek, I don’t get Homestar Runner jokes”

And then I will take away their ability to drive.

Happy Decemberween Everybody! Everybody!

Bottoms up!

Ohhhh I’ve hit rack battom

im captain gravy train

L37H5 G37 R43DY T0 L00K 7HH000 G00D!!>!

I gave those Funky Fruits another friend

A not-so-fruit friend

But a friend nonetheless

Karkat loves his long pants!

Based on this wonderful Homestar Runner cartoon

Thumbs Up to kev for suggesting the Kanaya bit

Maybe Hussie is making the game with help from

Videlectrix

Oh look who thinks they’re Clever Dan.

Well let me tell you something Ananamoose.

I don’t even types with boxing gloves on.

I type with oven mitts.

He’ll be back again some day

;_;