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With Homestuck in a super hiatus maybe this time could be used translating the comic into various languages.
Now I’m not talking about regular languages like German or Mexicish or Canadese. I’m talking like…..D-Tier languages.
Like Ubbi Dubbi
Phonetic Morse Code
It’s a whole world of possibilities.
I was the boy?
First you draw a circle
Then you dot the eyes
Add a great big smile
And presto, it’s Karkat!
Their strife specibus is propkind.
Don’t look so sad guys
We can turn those frowns upside down
With the help of the handy lasso tool in photoshop
Since we have two frowns we will need to circle BOTH mouthses
Now that we’ve made the surgical markings lets flip it aroundways
Wow! It’s like a complete personallality change!
But lets fix those gaping holes in your skulls
wow! perfect! the operation was a success
I graduated all of college to become a photoshop and this is what i have to show for it
Next week: Homestuck introduces cavemen characters and Fruity Pebbles and Flintstones vitamins become viable shipping icons.
“Barney My Pebbles!” becomes a new mating call
Fans everywhere will scramble to get the elusive Teenage Bam-Bam vitamin to give to their special someone
The Flintstones fandom will become confused when they see fanart of Mr. Slate with troll horns