John making a good first impression

John making a good first impression

The things I find lying around my desktop

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Because Lamp totally heavily implied he wanted it once.

More Whiteoutstuck Stuff

Panel selection suggested by Lamp

Yo cap, two cans of SHAVING CREAM just in case. you need to bust out a hilarious ANT BEARD to up your RANK. You COP the window.

YOU ARE THE LAW HO

You start to feel that guy in the back and face 89 times. For the first 88 you felt pretty. But by the 89th you were definitely starting to feel pretty sor.

And by sor you mean red.

you mutter something under you breath that could EASILY sound like a log to someone who wasn’t very well.

Homestuck minus John

Lamp helped brainstorm this wonderful comic into existence. 

Thats a really impressive horse

Thats a really impressive horse

What am I doing with my time

What am I doing with my time

Homestuck minus Jade

Cagestuck

What you just witnessed was a preview for National Treasure 3

High fives to my friend SoupEgg for helping me out with this one!

John please refrain from offending any science guys reading Homestuck in the future