Hey I have six coupons for Bit.Trip Runner 2 on Steam

Does anyone want one?

  • These are coupons to get the game at 25% discount, not a free copy
  • They don’t stack, so you can’t have more than one
  • They’re only good until April 24th.

I’m not much for those fancy giveaway posts so I’m doing first come first serve.

So the first six people to give me their Steam info gets them.

Runner 2 is super fantastic if you like auto-scrolling rhythm platformers (like HarmoKnight!)

Also Charles “Mario Luigi Wario Waluigi” Martinet is the narrator. That’s a sure fire selling point right there.

I wonder what my friends are playing on Steam

I don’t know whether to be frightened or concerned

Look how excited this guy is
Look how pumped he is about managing soccer
This is the highlight of his life right here

Look how excited this guy is

Look how pumped he is about managing soccer

This is the highlight of his life right here

It’s about time they put Broken Image on sale!

It’s about time they put Broken Image on sale!

Falxix: FF7 PC is out now, I guess
WarioFan: its not on steam
WarioFan: who cares
WarioFan: Why even get games
Falxix: Because it predates Steam
Falxix: if they released it on Steam, it would break continuity
WarioFan: That didnt stop Commander Keen
Falxix: Commander Keen was always on Steam
Falxix: John Carmack invented Steam in the 80s
WarioFan: so FF7 came out in the 70s
Falxix: That's why it's FF7
Falxix: Or the original Japanese release "Final Fantasy '77"
Falxix: It was in December when they started localizing it, and had to delay it past January
Falxix: They could only release it on a year ending in 7 so they waited until 1987
Falxix: Problem is they forgot
Falxix: So they had to wait another 10 years
Falxix: That's why NA got it in 1997
Falxix: Simple mistake
WarioFan: I feel I've learned so much today
Is that….Is that The Judge from Phoenix Wright?
I think I’m sold on this game

Is that….Is that The Judge from Phoenix Wright?

I think I’m sold on this game

Why would you do this

Why would you do this

See the advantage of having a Mac is that a majority of these games on the Steam Sale are PC only

which means im less tempted to buy games I cant even play

which means more money in my pocket

yes this is flawless logic

WarioFan: Whats taking gabe so long this year
Falxix: He's done with sales
Falxix: Now begins the age of Gabe's Reign of Terror
WarioFan: the Un-Sale
Falxix: All games 20% more
Falxix: Forever
WarioFan: 40% if you want achievements
Falxix: How horrifying
I had 21 coal in the Steam thing

I figured there was no chance of me winning every Steam game so I took a risk and crafted them

First thing I get is a 50% off Valve coupon

Second thing I get is a 33% off Valve coupon

Third thing I get is a 25% off Valve coupon

Maybe this is some kind of Gift of the Magi Thing

"I got you these coupons for Valve games!"

"Oh no, I already own all the Valve games!"

"I sold my hair to get these for you!"

And then Christmas was over