Hey I have six coupons for Bit.Trip Runner 2 on Steam

Does anyone want one?

• These are coupons to get the game at 25% discount, not a free copy
• They don’t stack, so you can’t have more than one
• They’re only good until April 24th.

I’m not much for those fancy giveaway posts so I’m doing first come first serve.

So the first six people to give me their Steam info gets them.

Runner 2 is super fantastic if you like auto-scrolling rhythm platformers (like HarmoKnight!)

Also Charles “Mario Luigi Wario Waluigi” Martinet is the narrator. That’s a sure fire selling point right there.

I wonder what my friends are playing on Steam

I don’t know whether to be frightened or concerned

Look how excited this guy is

Look how pumped he is about managing soccer

This is the highlight of his life right here

It’s about time they put Broken Image on sale!

Is that….Is that The Judge from Phoenix Wright?

I think I’m sold on this game

Why would you do this

See the advantage of having a Mac is that a majority of these games on the Steam Sale are PC only

which means im less tempted to buy games I cant even play

which means more money in my pocket

yes this is flawless logic

I figured there was no chance of me winning every Steam game so I took a risk and crafted them

First thing I get is a 50% off Valve coupon

Second thing I get is a 33% off Valve coupon

Third thing I get is a 25% off Valve coupon

Maybe this is some kind of Gift of the Magi Thing

“I got you these coupons for Valve games!”

“Oh no, I already own all the Valve games!”

“I sold my hair to get these for you!”

And then Christmas was over